&*%%$^!### toilet paper dispenser!!!!
July 25th, 2008
The very last thing I want to do on Friday at 5pm is take my final bathroom break of the day, only to find that the freakin’-frackin’ toilet paper dispenser will only give me one tiny shred of tissue at a time. That primal-sounding scream you just heard? Was me. I just injured myself — bloodied myself, even — to get the HUGE roll of toilet paper out of the &*%%$^!### dispenser, just so I could get more than one sheet. It wouldn’t even turn! It’s just the absolute last frustration I need at the end of a stressful week. Thank GOD it’s Friday, people.
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Thanks for your help this weekend! Everyone is doing fine. I don’t suppose you’ve seen a white Patagonia sock… it was paired in a new pkg on top of a tall dresser, which apparently Walt got down, ate a hole in the bag, and someone ate or hid the sock. I bet Casper ate it but Walt definitely got the booty down. He was chewing on a pen under the DR table when I got home, that orally-fixated nut.
Maybe the sock is with your phone?
Update: The sock is making appearances when Casper is, uh, in the yard. That confirms my suspicions.